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00:10 Laying in a bed that is too small for me. Wanting to fully escape the real world. Knowing the future looks bleak. I must gather strength. #

00:13 @kg4uzj Eleven. One stormtrooper to hold his cape, and ten stormtroopers to die from glancing blows. #

00:16 'S friends are right. The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves: we will, one day, venture to the stars. #

00:19 Needs to work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger. #

00:20 @kg4uzj @agentbraddick ... FOUR LIGHTS EVERY 3 INCHES!!!!! #

12:39 Read on the beach for a while, now lunch at the Orbit Cafe, c/o Kennedy Space Center. #

14:41 Wants to know what orpheo.org is. #

14:45 @Mojojessjo Saw it on a lanyard of what appears to be a satellite phone. #

14:47 A Saturn V rocket just really isn't that tall. Until it's horizontal and you walk it's length. #Nasa #ksc #

15:33 Has looked through a window 'Cupola' that will soon be going up to the ISS with 'Tranquility' module. #Nasa #

18:01 @agentbraddick Report! How fares the crew in your care? #

19:06 @NinjaChico I didn't formally promote @agentbraddick to A.C. because he was supposed to be gone also. #

19:35 I'm growing a moustache 4 #Movember to raise money to fight men's cancer. Pls give: www.movember.com/m/222323 $150 raised so far. #

23:42 @NinjaChico not #irony, but #poorplanning. #

00:46 @kg4uzj And food tastes better upon impact. That's the basis of every vending machine ever! Drop it or smack it, and enjoy greater flavors. #

07:32 Got on the train two minutes after Google said it was supposed to leave. Hope I didn't just barely miss the other one. #

07:37 Train leaving Doraville now. Officially underway to Florida. in absebce of Capt and 1st Mate Braddick, Chief @m1ndbender2 Is Acting Captain. #

08:05 Checking hobo sign grammar: The last days 'has' begun, or The last days 'have' begun? #

09:02 Off train, got ticket, bag checked, security cleared, gate found, Waiting for plane. #

09:48 Onboard and ready to fly. #

11:45 Landed. #

15:39 twitpic.com/qo3hw - Yeah this'll do. #

17:07 @kg4uzj Aye. Just a short celebration with dad and his girlfriend's family. South of cape canaveral. #

21:30 Supplies obtained and chili is in the slow cooker. Over night roasting will lead to taste perfections. #

11:44 @Jimfish Yes I do. Does that question mean what I thinit does? #

13:01 I got the new Sarah Palin book.

Denny’s was giving them away.

I’m having a really difficult time coloring within the lines. #

13:11 Now that I'm on Google Wave, I need some peeps to wave to. Any of you, my dear readers, have an wave machine yet? #

13:38 @feliciaday When you decide, let us know. I have a huge craving for some tonight. #

16:18 I trimmed one side, then the other, but it wasn't even so I kept going back and forth and now the cat just looks ridiculous. #

16:51 To create an apple pie from scratch: You must first invent the universe. www.symphonyofscience.com/ #

20:16 Forget silkening and volumizing. I want more. I want my shampoo to do the dishes and take out the trash. #

14:07 Attn crewmen/ friends/ family. I may be calling at some point to ask for personal and financial information for a Fry's card. That is all. #

14:10 @Ohladaniv will send when return indoors from lunch #

15:42 twitpic.com/qeklh - #

15:44 twitpic.com/qekx4 - #

16:37 @Ohladaniv it's in the twitpic #

16:41 @Ohladaniv it's I26. Or maybe i28? #

23:52 @Figiness Permission granted! Welcome aboard. @agentbraddick We're going to have words. @tehender You know how I feel about my stuff. #

16:09 @figiness About an hour and a half. We're in Tucker. The Googles say 74 miles. #

16:12 @figiness You're alot closer than Florence! #

18:11 @m1ndbender2 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mindbender_(disambiguation) #

18:17 @m1ndbender2 not hungry enough for that right now. #

18:40 All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. And someone who knows how to steer ships using stars. #

22:31 I always tell people that Meadowlark Lemon is my favorite song by the Beatles.

Most nod their head and pretend like they’ve heard it too. #

23:19 @kg4uzj yours is gently coming along @noir_musings My handlebars recognize your viking goatee and warn against saluting. #

12:32 twitpic.com/q4al6 - Movember - AOM - Day what is this, 17? Dark phone pic, unshaven. #

12:33 twitpic.com/q4alw - Pac-Man waffle. Bam said the lady. #

12:34 I'm not chaotic neutral. I'm just lazy. #

13:47 No, your MOM sprinkles D&D references into casual conversation hoping to find a kindred spirit. #

19:39 twitpic.com/q5ziu - Movember 18 - AOM - Better pic. Still need to shave clean up chin and cheeks. #

22:04 @OhLaDaniV my steam name is my twitter name. @kg4uzj she never listens. @ninjachico just got max damage from a large water dwelling mammal #

22:10 really really really wants some White Castle now. Like, seriously considering the 6 hour drive for them. Right now. #

22:16 @tehender you did, but it's not nearly the same. @ohladaniv you tell her! @MyCrew PROMOTIONS FOR EVERYONE! #

22:18 @OhLaDaniV @tehender HOO-AH! That's like a total kowsay. #

22:23 @AgentBraddick you'll keep getting promoted and you'll like it! That's an order! @m1ndbender2 Generic brand beer. #

22:25 @tehender Well, let's see here... Judges? *buzzer* Oh, no, I'm sorry, it looks like we're going to have to stick with your first answer. #

22:29 @AgentBraddick You should talk to the quartermaster about things like that. That's part of your uniform for tax writo-i mean PIRATES PILLAGE #

22:30 @OhLaDaniV Did you read that? @tehender said that buying a droid for you would be a waste of good money. She doesn't think you're worth it. #

22:38 @tehender bloodwork will be so much more fun with a right proper blood alcohol percentage! #

22:40 @OhLaDaniV @tehender wait, there's points now? I mean, I know that I'm amazing *sleeve tug* but I didn't think we had to quantify it. #

22:43 @NinjaChico while admitting stupidity is a good first step, following the rules is usually more important. #

22:45 @tehender @AgentBraddick I want Thai! Any would work though. So longs as Tummy gets full. #

22:58 @AgentBraddick not only is it acceptable... IT..... IS ..... ESSENTIAL!!! #

23:00 @AgentBraddick well.... there was an inequity. you didn't say possible. you said acceptable. and it still worked, you got it. #

23:58 Happy egg nog day! #

00:21 No one should have that much power. #

00:28 The cloister bell is ringing. #

00:32 is physically shaken and emotionally scarred by the Time Lord Victorious. #

00:33 @NinjaChico It's the bell that rings to signal the end of time/ end of the universe/ really really really really really rly really bad stuff #

00:43 @NinjaChico Just a week or so old. It's scary good. #

00:48 @kg4uzj I don't want to shower or bathe anymore. Did you experience this side effect? Does it go away before I turn into PigPen? #

15:20 Team Fortress 2 Gets Updated A LOT kotaku.com/5407178/ #tf2 #teamfortress2 Once a week?! GO VALVE/STEAM WINNARS! #

16:41 my best childhood memory?

spelling bee.

"pickles."

"pickles."

"I-W-I-L-L-M-U-R-D-E-R-Y-O-U-R-F-A-M-I-L-Y."

"pickles."

5 year champion. #

17:04 @AgentBraddick Tix to show with 100 MPH flying rocks, 225 pound animals, uncontrollable riots and red lights/sirens have been ordered. #

17:14 @PirateGlossary I be spottin ye through me spyglass, as pointed out by young @MrTweet. #

17:16 Is this "New Moon" that everyone is talking about supposed to replace the one that NASA blew up? (edited to remove bad comma splice) #

21:08 @kg4uzj Be more precise, man! What are you tweeting about? Don't be so daftly vague, damnit! It's irritating, whot? #

21:14 @kg4uzj Ah, but there's been a lot of livin since then, and these pipes are clean! And how. #

21:26 The fact I can't just blink once REALLY HARD and be done with it is frustrating. #

21:30 @kg4uzj If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible. #

21:33 @kg4uzj Oh please, Communism was just a red herring! Time is an illusion, as are all things. Abstractions and concepts and satire. #

23:49 According to astronomers, Venus has entered Uranus, and now meatier showers are coming. #

11:46 really really really does not want to go to work today. I feel like a classic, slow-moving zombie. Not a sprinter. Also: no brains in sight. #

17:07 Has feasted upon the flesh of many and feels moderately refreshed. Onward to Victory! #

18:20 Is going to make the GPS area look good AND make sense even if it requires death and carnage. Even if I need unicorns. #

20:54 Is finished #

20:58 @kg4uzj You may! I'm done with the loofa now. #

20:59 @kg4uzj Try gold bond! #

21:01 @kg4uzj Well, it is lacking a bit in the lube department #

21:07 It wasn't vague! It was a followup about gps and unicorns! #

21:22 is going to carefully and explicitly state what he is currently doing because his former Captain is in a sickly, pissy mood about status upd #

21:29 @kg4uzj Aha, but when I'm "irritatingly vague' it's either a quote from somewhere, or a follow-up on a previous post. I never post non-infor #

21:33 just accidentally my pants. #

21:42 is amused at @nprnews for cutting into this conversation with news about GOP Filibustering. "Senate Defeats GOP Filibuster Of Court Nominee" #

21:51 @tehender 4 shots isn't alot. And being coherent and in control of one's faculties, especially while drinking is commendable. #

21:53 heard on the radio on the way home that men exposed to EM fields are more likely to have lower sperm counts. So if you're trying to be a dad #

21:53 get your woman to run the vacuum, laundry, dishwasher, and go to the fridge for your beer because you want as many sperm as you can get! #

21:54 @OhLaDaniV yeah, my phone's getting the whole conversation, about 5-6 tweeps. You and @M1ndbender2 may want to turn off device updates 2nite #

22:00 @ninjachico to be ninja is to be entirely anti-viking. @noir_musings is not exploding. @m1ndbender2 go shoot infected, make yer Cap'n proud #

10:39 If I don't shove all these egg mcmuffins in my mouth right now then the terrorists win. I'm doing this for America. #

13:06 @Ohladaniv Shnazzy lookin Chris forgot his fone and needs you to bring him his telepahone. #

22:57 ThinkGeek Wishlist bit.ly/2qcEQ4 and an Amazon WishList amzn.com/w/9TZKDSFGWVB3 Post yours! #

23:19 @kg4uzj @Wasouthard @figiness God! You guys have been chit chatting like old bats all night! Just scissor-fight already and shaddap! #

23:22 @kg4uzj Listen here ye uncultured swine: it's the best line from a famous superhero motion picture. #

23:38 @kg4uzj You made that up! No such order exists! @agentbraddick Belay that order, just in case. @Ozzy Foot attack plan Epsilon! #

23:52 @AgentBraddick while commending proper piratical grammer, I have to point out the fallacy of a professional writer misusing "who's" #

23:56 @kg4uzj Tophatop wopontop woporkop. Opi copanop ropeadop popigop lopatopinop. #

00:00 @AgentBraddick I hereby promote you to Bishop! #

00:01 @AgentBraddick Yes, First Mate Bishop Braddick, ship's chaplain and representative of the Churches of Metal and of John Locke. #

11:15 Who's making the donut run? #

11:17 So, YouTube is gonna stream 1080p that nobody will be able to watch. There's a metaphor in there somewhere, but it's currently buffering. #

13:23 Touchdown! Lee Evans 27 yd. pass from Running Back Fred Jackson (yes you read that correctly). Bills 7, Titans 0. 1st career TD pass for him #

16:11 @chrisnanderson I tried, but the address won't connect. Link me? #

16:35 @tehender aren't you on lunch yet? #

19:26 I know I may watch too much SciFi, but I just can't eat chickpeas because they look like tiny unhatched alien pods. #

01:51 The passive voice should be avoided by you. Especially while in Soviet Russia. #

14:59 @tehender @Ohladaniv you should crawl in a ball in the hall of the mall while all the mall's apalled and they scrawl on the wall with an awl #

20:19 For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble. #

00:53 I am looking for some friends who want to see a kick ass hockey game on Jan 14. Buffalo Sabres v ATL Thrashers. <$50 You interested? #

00:58 @kg4uzj The buffaloes strap the blades to their wings, and proceed to ... well it's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike jousting. #

02:03 @OhLaDaniV you should probably find a less loose lady. You should never go further than nose deep into a dangerous vagine. #

12:46 is offering a last chance offer to get tkts with me and @AgentBraddick at a Sabres/Thrashers match in Jan. You don't have < $50 to have fun? #

20:59 Now that I know there's water on the moon, your natural spring water from the Swiss Alps bores me. #

00:15 @kg4uzj @AgentBraddick I like it, but it should require prune juice, not cranberry. That would be a true warriors' drink. #

00:21 @kg4uzj @AgentBraddick That only seals it. It shall be created! #

13:17 The antecedent for "she" in "that's what she said" is generally understood to be "your mom." #

18:20 @agentbraddick Take 5d6 of infernal headbang damage. #

22:43 @m1ndbender2 @mojojessjo @NinjaChico @kg4uzj @figiness @AgentBraddick @OhLaDaniV @tehender Are you looking at porn? #

11:05 I asked my cat what I should do so that's why I'm not doing anything. #

11:09 @jimfish Ya know... If I got it first I was gonna invite you... #

12:28 Happy Hump A Veteran Day!

P.S. - Veterans: You're welcome. Oh... and thank you for wearing your green or blue. #

14:08 Yes, I *AM* eating candy for breakfast again. Take that, doctors and lawyers. I don't need no fancy car to be happy. #

20:20 @AgentBraddick @kg4uzj @tehender In my professional opinion, I'd bet it has something to do with an orgasm session. #

20:23 @AgentBraddick Who are you all of a sudden, Officer Barbrady? I like bread. #

23:28 If I was a super-villain, I'd eat lots of cookies. Because I'd still be me. Just villainous. Maybe I'd eat the cookies villainously. Grrr. #

10:39 With the influx of participants in Movember analysts fear the moustache ride may dip below $.10 for the first time in history. #

10:48 "Quick! He's dying! Someone preform CPR!"
"I see a bad moon rising..."
"That's CCR, not CPR!!" #

17:40 Would like to attend the Catalina Wine Mixer. #

20:45 Blow me.*

*No purchase necessary. Standard text messaging rates apply. Odds in winning - 1:69. Void in Utah, Guam, Alaska & San Fransisco. #

22:04 Theory: Micheal J Fox is original Mike Myers. He played nearly all McFly's: Marty, Marty Jr., Marlene, and Seamus. #

22:05 The rest of the main Back to the Future cast also cover several roles in each movie. They're the precursors to Powers, Evil, Bastard & more! #

22:07 Perhaps Micheal Fox is Micheal Myers real identity? Wayne's World, all of SNL, Every silly Myers movie is actually the Greatness of the FOX! #

11:55 Couldn't find my shoes this morning. #

16:45 Is so verah veah sleepy. #

21:06 wants to hear an offer he can't refuse #

21:18 Are your underlings not pestered enough? New from Germany: Improved Flies! Now with extra Annoying! tinyurl.com/ygwvmeg #

00:27 @kg4uzj Nay, tens of hundreds #

13:09 SNL (DragonConTV) Firelight : bit.ly/1OWdeW #

15:10 First shave with safety razor = needs moar cowbell. Feel and smell manly, but rough patches need smoothing. #

16:46 Time circuits on, Flux Capacitor... fluxing. Engine running, Alright! #

21:39 it was a beautiful day outside today. I know this from viewing many local weather webcams. #

09:53 @Spreelanka I don't remember sending anything from a movie. #

00:19 This rum is terrible. But in its defense, it is Budwieser. #

14:22 I really enjoy the smell of baking bread. I bet it would be cool to work at a bakery, except that goin to work at 3am shit. Yeah, fuck that. #

17:54 @Figiness I still think of you whenever I smell old books or hear babies crying or get kicked in the nuts or see you on Girls Gone Wild. #

17:55 @kg4uzj You can't choose your family, but you can choose the mannequins you get to play them in your basement diorama. #

17:55 @OhLaDaniV Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you. #

17:58 @tehender Your perpetual emotion machine violates the LOLs of physics. #

18:00 @WasOutHard should work at a call center and when people start getting rude, transfer them to Pizza Hut, because that really pisses them off #

18:02 @eriktheawful A short list of what's keeping you down:
1. The flu.
2. Gravity.
3. Whitey. #

18:11 @AgentBraddick Maybe this sounds obvious, but no matter what, don't stare into the hole of your penis while peeing. #

18:14 @M1ndbender2 Don't be the boss that puts the MBA in dumbass. #

18:15 @spreelanka The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit. Act accordingly and you'll rule this place. #

18:17 Every few months I come up with a really awesome tweet.

It's not this one - I'm just letting you know. I do. #

13:11 I am reminded that today is the 5th of November,
the day when we all remember
that awful time when
they shaved Natalie Portman's head. #

13:23 It seems other stuff, including the toilet-slip that envisioned a Flux Capacitor happened today: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_5 #

14:27 twitpic.com/odxyh - Movember - AOM - Day 3 Clean shaven for work again, but the stubble shines forth- Handlebars begin! #