doc_krashenbern

13:50 I just thwarted ecoterrorists. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

23:49 I just reached level 36. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

01:05 Just bought a Armored SUV. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

18:16 AS A TRIBUTE TO BILLY MAYS, I WILL NOT BE TURNING MY CAPS LOCK OFF FOR THE REMAINDER OF TODAY. #

19:06 @spelton It is indeed very sad that Mighty Taco is a Buffalo only phenomena. I miss Super Mighties terribly, having moved to the south U.S. #

21:38 SUDDENLY FEELS THE URGE TO: WORK IT HARDER MAKE IT BETTER DO IT FASTER MAKES US STRONGER #

20:53 has a healthy reddish glow, due to the evil dayball. #

23:34 Is on the road. Destination: Pensacola beach, Florida. #

10:27 I just reached level 35. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

10:34 Is going to investigate this wonderful condo's fascilities. @NinjaChico Follow @agentbraddick on twitter to help keep track of us. #

10:42 @steifon I'm starting with the man in the box. What better place than here, what better time than now? All hell can't stop us now. #

10:49 Just bought a Vintage Coupe. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

11:40 IS NOT GOING TO TYPE ON COMPUTER ANYMORE, HE IS GOING OUTSIDE AND WALKING TO THE BEACH AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. BEACHES. #

21:14 has been beach'd, burn'd, salt-water'd, frisbee'd, foxtail'd, beer'd, and ultimately RELAX'd. And we're at this condo for three more days #

22:42 needz MOAR followers. #Spymaster #playspymaster #

01:29 Is going to bed now, to workin the morning, and then to Pensacola Beach tomorrow night. Satisfaction! #

09:57 I just reached level 34. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

10:12 Just bought a M416 Assault Rifle. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

11:19 @natcch 34. Et tu, nat`e? #

20:26 @steifon Not as long as there's a beach party summer. Once falloween hits, we're DOOMED. Start stocking up/building walls! #

20:32 @Noir_Musings Fall = Autumn / Halloween Time. #

20:34 wants to know, "Who's this Jack Michealson everybody's all upset over? Has he done anything in the past 5 years?" #

22:34 Hey, @wilw, When's the next poker tournament? #

22:45 @jephjacques Please, Continue! Until you stop making me laugh with your tweeting prowess. Then I'll leave like a tree. Your move, funny man. #

15:35 @wilw I wrote my thesis on Eugene Ionesco's "The Lesson" and the absurdity of language as a barrier to communication. Good stuff. #

15:37 is going to bottle his brew today. Really. SRSLY. It's gonna happen. #

17:33 has bottled Eustace, who will now naturally carbonate in the bottles. One week until first proper tasting. #

17:35 @NinjaChico and the only cure is more cowbell. Prescribed by Doctor A. Krashenbern #

17:49 @kg4uzj YELLOW ALERT ECHOED. SURVEILLANCE ACTION NOVEMBER INITIALIZED TOTAL IDENTIFICATION ZEALOTRY ENABLED (S.A.N.I.T.I.Z.E.) #

23:11 Jennifer stood there, quietly ovulating. #lyttlelytton #

23:23 Eustace wandered through the small roadside antique store, hoping for another ceramic penguin to complete her curio collection #lyttlelytton #

23:30 I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies. #lyttlelytton -Quoted from Infinite Jest, by David Foster Wallace #

23:55 When the smoke finally cleared, due to a gentle breeze, it was obvious that the parsnips had prevailed. #lyttlelytton #

23:59 Being able to fart amnesia gas on command didn't earn Roy much cred with the other super-villians. #TMItweets #crapsuperpowers #lyttlelytton #

20:49 @Noir_Musings you must live in a state of flux where it simultaneously is and is not your birthday. Is observation affecting the outcome? #

21:37 @Fritoxburrito plus, it would kind of throw my whole week off track. I mean, i got plans, ya know? Don't need him to ruin my night. #

09:53 is awake again, on day three of @LANta. Should not have slept. Is pansy. Wussy girly man. #

12:54 Just bought a Operational Briefcase. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

19:16 had a fully satisfactory weekend. #

20:46 believes the world behaves according to inviolable rules & we can discover those rules & use 'em to predict events when circumstances repeat #

22:20 Just bought a Armored Luxury Car. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

02:17 has survived a Shatnerthquake, a Tsunimoy, and a Uhuricane. #

04:14 Just bought a Stealth Camouflage. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

04:14 is not currently in game. It's eye strain break time time. #

10:18 Just bought a Suppressed UMP45. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

12:24 thinks his French Toast would taste far better if it had been made with fresh baked Challah bread. Ach well, C'est la vie. #

14:14 Spake thusly, and was smote down by The LORD. For there is a great conflagration upon yea Eighty-Five Southbound. YOU! SHALL NOT... PASS! #

14:36 Then The LORD, seeing that the conflagration had been bypassed, allowed it to clear, and a voice from the air informed @krashenbern of this. #

23:17 I just reached level 31. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

23:18 is wondering why you need a claymore mine to play baccarat with some associates. #

00:56 Just bought a Suppressed Mk.23 SOCOM. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

01:56 is right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. And somebody is giving booze to these goddamned things. #

10:53 @fritoxburrito @ninjachico Still with the constant arguing!!! Just make out and get over it already. Sheesh! Sniping like you're married. #

15:10 has been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your screen. Only your screen. No other screen. We hate others #

18:46 For lunch today, I had a roast beef sandwich, with very rare roast beef. Like, only one mob in Oldega Valley drops it, 1% of the time. #

21:54 is at teh_Lanzors. @LANta has begun, and the LAN@Bama crew should be here shortly after the Pizza Arrives. Now begins 1st game choice fights #

22:14 @kg4uzj and so I "Ax the Pirate" Why? #

22:21 's Pale Ale seems to be fermenting quite nicely. I dub the life-form "Eustace." Bottling could occur sometime this weekend, more likely next #

20:33 @steifon you're small. insignificant. blink of an eye existance on a geological timescale. Don't even get me started on cosmological. #

20:39 @steifon Without purpose we wouldn't exist. It is purpose that created us; connects us; pulls us; guides us; drives us; defines us; binds us #

11:48 needs one more follower. Mutual exchange? #spymaster #playspymaster #

14:09 @NinjaChico @noir_musings PAPERCUTS AND INK POISONING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! #

17:42 Just bought a Armored Luxury Car. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

17:49 There is nothing in this world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man lost in the depths of an ether binge. #

23:04 @a_askew Hay Anna... Any way you could pass that recipe along to an old Doc Martin buddy? #

23:07 Just bought a Claymore Mine. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

11:59 Very nearly overslept and was late for work. #

16:35 The highest cash sex IS opting months sometimes you doesn't work. #

20:18 Is surpised that the Twittersphere is so quiet today... Or perhaps has Twitter not been sending mobile updates? #

20:46 @yelling_bird why oh why am I asking for this insult. Hit me @yelling_bird! #

20:47 @kg4ozx 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. #

21:32 @yelling_bird YOU NEVER INSULTED ME YELLING BIRD AND I AM OFFENDED! NOT EVEN @PINTSIZE101 OFFENDS ME THIS MUCH!!!11!ONE!!111 #

01:17 Just bought a Claymore Mine. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

16:18 Tourway: free spit upgrade for every third order! #

19:05 @Noir_Musings 's mom just reached level 8. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

19:11 From the makers of Oxi-Clean comes: Your Mom. Your Mom can clean the whole house, even soap scum, mold, mildew and lime without any trouble. #

20:14 @NinjaChico @kg4uzj In addition: Do you really want your enemies' teeth so close to your sensitives? #

21:48 Just bought a M249 Light Machine Gun. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

21:58 RT @alexandraerin Is it possible to be found awesome in a court of law and sentenced to cake and pie? tiny.cc/g0oXz #

22:21 I just reached level 26. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

23:59 I just reached level 27. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

00:04 has the ability to defy gravity... for 4 tenths of a second. #crapsuperpowers #

01:28 I just reached level 28. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

01:49 @miss_ender @kg4uzj Yeah, it's fine. It covered up the old sugar burn, which was causing complications. #

11:35 should have gone to work this morning. Overtime would have been really nice. #

13:16 I just reached level 29. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

14:25 likes his bacon crispy, but is concerned about burning it. The price of great bacon is eternal vigilance. #

15:11 I just extracted the defectors. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

15:55 I just reached level 30. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

18:05 @sketchcomics I wake up feeling like that most days. I wake up looking like that some days. I wake up craving an ascot no days. #

20:06 I just extracted the defectors. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

21:42 wonders if spymaster stops at 30? No more reason to play, I guess. #

23:08 @steifon SO SAY WE ALL! #

23:10 Steven totally owes me twenty dollars because I knew his fuckin name. This is to remind me tomorrow and later. #

23:29 @Shipsmommy capt ain't got his land legs back yet. #

00:13 I just reached level 23. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

00:37 DOESN'T WANT TO SUFFER YOUR FEMININE WILES AND TRICKERY! #

00:44 @Noir_Musings I didn't get her pissed. She's throwing herself at me. Fuckin' Rachel Ray, get the goddamn shit fuck off of my box of crackers #

01:25 @kg4uzj USPS DnD. No joy. #

09:46 I just reached level 24. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

10:51 Is suddenly craving some Wok n Roll. Wth, man. #

15:23 @miss_ender Which wenches? The ones on the winches? Which witchy wenches?! #

15:28 @miss_ender Ah. Well, I should be there before 8 unless something changes. #

18:54 Has to get out of here. It's the smell! I can taste your stink. Yes, revolting, isn't it? #

20:43 I just reached level 25. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

23:30 @jimfish I think i'm going to need to demerit you a few points for that. #

16:20 Can dance all day! BOOM, HEADSHOT! His rules: be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. #

19:55 @kg4uzj @NinjaChico Wenn again shall wee three meat? They're bee an inland see with ann enchanted tunnel under the C. #

20:52 @NinjaChico How DARE you! Meh. I'm over it. Haha you lost. #

10:21 I just reached level 21. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

10:22 is out the door for work, more training and restocking and go-backing and Big Mac and TJ and Nate and Milton. #

15:09 Is heading for lunch at Steak and Shake with the components department guys. #

20:27 @miss_ender I can do it too! See? Huyaaaaaaahhh... #

23:05 @Noir_Musings where are the girls? Call up some women. #

23:23 @miss_ender We're at Kroger. Any necessities required? #

23:48 I just reached level 18. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

00:46 has to be back at Fry's at 11 tomorrow, and is setting up a car pool, so out the door round 10. T-Minus 32400 seconds and counting. #

00:49 @miss_ender Rice is great when you're really hungry, and want a million of something. #

16:14 Jesus christ, it's a thundertorm! Get in the car. White shirt from Fry's is now transparant due to rain. Sexy burn is sexy. #

20:25 I just reached level 19. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

20:29 has seen better days, but not many. #

23:33 @NinjaChico Somehow, I found myself at Hooters with TJ and Doug #

01:01 @NinjaChico Take what you can, give nothing back. #

01:52 @steifon i was quoting pirates, but it's amusing you point that out, as i was talking about growing out the Burninitas beard this evening. #

01:57 @steifon When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES! #

02:00 @steifon Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? #

12:16 is jamming out. songsyouusedtolove.tumblr.com/ #

13:04 I just reached level 16. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

14:06 #crapsuperpowers Being able to see 13 seconds into the future, but having a bad stutter #

14:08 #crapsuperpowers Being stronger than Superman or the Hulk, but being paralyzed from the neck down. Watch out when he blinks, man. #

14:10 #crapsuperpowers ManMan: WIth powers comparable to an average Human being, or 3 really weak and sickly homo sapiens. #

14:32 @kg4uzj i think you mentioned something about better waxes about the nets? #

14:36 Wow. I got alot of ReTweets off of this. #crapsuperpowers Being able to see 13 seconds into the future, but having a bad stutter. #

14:37 @kg4uzj sorry, letter writing. Perusing your last transmission, It mentions a better place to find sealing wax. Details hereby requested #

14:49 I just reached level 17. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

14:59 @a_askew Jealous. Good luck. #

19:14 @NinjaChico Dat sonuvabitch #